Hurry up, as there only remains 28 shopping days left to pay twice as much for a gift that will be half as appreciated!
Today's Bullshattuck Holiday Shopping Guide idea is taken from a question asked a Bullshattuck reader:*
"So let's say you have a friend who's totally not me. And this socially backwards friend doesn't always feel that comfortable when I go to... er... when he goes to parties. Is there a shirt my friend who's not me could wear to parties that would be a conversation-starter? You know, something unique and eye-catching? Something that says 'Wow Carl, let's have a conversation about your shirt!' I want to get a shirt like that for my friend.
Who's not me.
--Confused Carl. Um, I mean Jonathan.
Oh, and I want the shirt to be able to detect wifi signals."
Well Jonathan-Not-Carl, have I found the shirt for you! Thanks to other socially backwards people at Think Geek, you can get your hands on your very own Wi-Fi Detector Shirt! You'll never need to worry about wearing a shirt that won't initiate a conversation again!
Or losing your wi-fi signal!
Oh, and Jonathan-Not-Carl? Just replace every time I said the word "you" with the words "your friend."
*I did not make up Carl. Oh wait, yes I did.








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