The Long Island Iced Tea - A Tribute
Today is the last day, in the great state of Utah, where a person may order a Long Island Iced Tea. As of tomorrow, May 5th, yet another of Utah's totally non-quirky liquor laws will become a reality.
As we bid adieu to the dash of cola, 1 oz. lemon juice, 1 oz. rum, 1 oz. tequila, 1 oz. gin, and 1 oz. vodka concoction of wonder and mirth (shake and add lemon wedge) - a concoction which has caused many a person to make many a drunken phone call - may we bow our heads in silence at the passing of such a great friend.
A somber time such as this calls to mind the following immortal poem:
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a Socialist.Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out - because i was not a Trade Unionist.
Then the Utah lawmakers came for the Long Island Iced Tea, and I did not speak out - because I was not a Long Island Iced Tea.
Then they came for me - and there was no one left to speak for me.
May liquor-fearing Republican Utah lawmakers be cursed in your named, Long Island Iced Tea. Utah will miss you.
Amen.








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