Bullshattuck Finds His Happy Place

The following graphic is a series of screenshots I took of an animated banner ad, in chronological order:



To answers some of the questions that you undoubtedly have:

Yes, those are pictures of a happy ass.

Yes, the product being advertised shoots water up your ass.

Yes, the water-up-the-ass is what inspires the ass to be happy.

Yes, I saw this banner ad on Salon.com.

Yes, Salon.com considers water-up-your-ass the key to finding your happy place.